another great day in beijing. britons won medals in all sorts of things.
a very big man and a sometimes naked woman won gold for going very fast in tight lycra and silly hats; christine owowlookathergogo won gold for running really fast while mason got silver by jumping over a stick onto a giant cushion. a very happy chap in a boat got a gold one too. my favourite was probably the former bouncer from sunderland who has a guaranteed bronze after beating up a hungarian.
already we've won medals for impersonating dolphins, riding horses in silly costumes, rowing backwards until you are sick, chasing people on bikes, something called yngling, playing grown up pooh sticks and riding a make-believe horse in ballet shoes. its amazing!

best thing is dom jolley on radio five