1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
my cambridge utd scarf and discarded sandwich packet

2. When was the last time you threw up?
i can't remember

3. Whats your favorite curse word?
wanker and the one we can't use

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Poe (not strictly a person..)
norma
that's all..

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
glaring at my alarm clock and going back to sleep

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
rearranging garden furniture

7. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

8. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"see you later"

9. When is your birthday?
in april

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
hard: i do like the local italian's vanilla bomb served with zambucca

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
freshly ground espresso

12. What are you wearing right now?
ramones T-shirt, combats

13. What is the last thing you ate?
veggie sausages, egg, toast, mushrooms

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope

15. When was the last time you ran?
1980

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
am watching tennis - jancovic being patched up

17. What's the last sport you played?
badminton - but not for several weeks, my 'team' has disintegrated

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
I don't use myspace.

19. Ever go camping?
yep, last july i was in pembrokeshire but got back before the floods!

20.Do you have a tan?
i have some tan shoe polish.. does that count?

21.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
ewan mcgregor

22.What is your guilty pleasure?
guilt

23.Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
not a lot.

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
what is soda?

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
watching the tennis then the football and maybe in between doing some writing

28. Where is your mom right now?
mom? my mother is in wales

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
hundreds of books

30. What color is your watch?
white metal

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
kangaroos, convicts and alan border

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes, from brighton to california via alton towers - they are all overrated

33. What is your birthstone?
bloodstone.

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
i don't do fast food - i have never bought a McD's i just use their 'restaurants' for the toilets.

35. What is your favorite number?
9

36. Do you have a dog?
No. but my mates do so i 'share' the fun

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
my mate marc

38. Have you met anyone famous?
yep: kate bush, valerie singleton, alan moore, bob wilson,

39. Any plans today?
no plans, just letting life take me wherever.

40. How many provinces have you lived in?
what is a province?

41. Ever go to college?
this is american - i have been to university, still there ten years later

42. Where are you right now?
In my living room - watching the tennis

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
management at work

44. Last song listened to?
rock and roll ain't noise pollution by ac/dc

46. Are you allergic to anything?
stress, kiwi fruit and lots of other things

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
red converse

48. Taste in your mouth right now?
mustard

49. Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really, not a helpful emotion jealousy

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
maybe.

51. Do you love anyone?
yes, several people

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.

53. Do you eat healthy?
some of the time

54. What do you usually do during the day?
there is no usual really

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
i hate mrs T and mugabe's not on my xmas list - but real people? no, i am angry with several but hate is too strong a word

58. Do you own any big sunglasses?
no very big

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
sixfields ...yes

60. How did you get one of your scars?
i stabbed myself between the knee joint when i was about ten - i was fencing with a samuri paper knife and i missed!