zee naughty leedle frenchman is seducing all our parliamentarians, and now ee iz going to make sweet lurve to ze queen and present her with a naughty french book on ze gee gees. zut alore eez zer no end to the scheming ways of ze frenchies?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7313570.stm

i'm all for closer ties with the continent if it means looser ties with them lot across the 'pond' but honestly, does anyone really trust this slippery right winger? 'honi soit qui mal y pense' might have been ok in the 1300s but i think these days we shouldn't be condemned for wondering exactly what M. Sarcozy wants from the new 'entente amicable'..

and does anyone else think the idea of that fashion victim-self-publicising-memory-challenged-oaf leading the england football team is the perfect choice, after all he does sum up everything that is wrong with the game in england.