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shopping mall heaven (not)

by blacksheep63 @ Monday, Mar. 24, 2008 - 15:36:58

just went shopping for groceries and something to take over to friends this afternoon who are making me supper. also felt like a nose around the shops without going somewhere huge like CMK or somewhere that requires a battle to park like the town centre. so i opted for our alternative shopping centre and the delights it brings. i'd forgotten what a depressing place it is, this 'review' kind of sums it up: (i've edited it to preserve its anonymity but some of you might recognize it)

"The spiritual home of the (.........) chav is the (............) shopping centre, which despite already having an enormous Tesco Extra has also attracted a new Lidl just outside, like a fly to a bucket of shite. Look for the stylish plastic "tubes" across (.............) Way - probably constructed to discourage chavs dropping bricks on passing cars - and marvel at the crazy escalators designed for trolleys as well as pedestrians. The whole place smells of fags and joss-sticks, a bit like a student bedroom, and there's a car accessory shop in the basement where you can chav up your Nova." my thanks to www.chavtowns.co.uk

rugby league on the radio.. what is going on? at least alan green isn't commentating eh Deana?

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thespianthespian pro
2008-03-24 @ 16:05

all that and lidl too.
you know how to live.

blacksheep63blacksheep63 pro
2008-03-24 @ 16:56

i've never experienced the inside of a lidl, i did aldi once and netto's but i didn't inhale!

ConfuddledConfuddled pro
2008-03-24 @ 17:21

I really dislike shopping! Haven't found a shopping centre to date that makes the whole experience remotely enjoyable.

eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2008-03-24 @ 21:23

ASDA?

or

SANDBACH SERVICES?

blacksheep63blacksheep63 pro
2008-03-24 @ 23:38

is that a guess at the location? nope not either of those.

technomisttechnomist [Member]
2008-03-25 @ 00:30

There are hours of fun to be in Lidl contemplating the weird personal demons of their buyers.

http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2007/10/15/lidl~3139857?comment_ID=4921735&rtc=1

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